Get A Life!

Date/Time
Date(s) - 20/10/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm

Tickets £16 Adults/£13 Concessions (ticket prices incl. £1.50 per ticket admin fee which will be added at the checkout) (fee applicable to all tickets, including tickets bought on the day)

John Shedden and Finlay McLean (plus skeleton) perform a series of weird and wonderful sketches, so wacky and off-the-wall, they will boggle your mind! You’ll meet a variety of hilarious characters from the land of the living (and the dead). Judge the Judge, be starstruck by the Astronomer, eavesdrop on the Prime Minister and the President; witness two extraordinary interviews as Hamlet and Shylock return – to rewrite their stories! And even throw your undies at Wolf (the Heartthrob) Humperhoven!

Out of this kaleidoscope of theatre, social satire, politics and parody emerges a startling view of the crazy world we live in! Over the years, Splinters Productions have been presenting quality, thought provoking shows, including Lady Bracknell’s Confinement – ‘played to daunting perfection by John Shedden’ ; Wendlebury Day – ‘Finlay McLean’s convincing and accomplished performance’ ; Home to Neverland – A Window on J.M. Barrie – ‘a simply stunning production’ ; The Matchmaker – ‘the most moving, the most hilarious and the most engaging piece of theatre I have seen in a long time!’

Now the company proudly presents the world premiere of this dynamic and highly original show by playwright and novelist David Henry Wilson whose plays have been produced at theatres all over Britain, such as The Theatre Royal, Stratford East; Hampstead; Sheffield Crucible and Leicester Haymarket. In 2018, the company will also tour a humorous double-bill of Victorian entertainment by Donald Campbell – Nancy Sleekit and Howard’s Revenge. For further information on both shows, please visit our website www.splintersproductions.co.uk

Suitable for 16+

This is a Seated Event

There will be ONE Interval

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Other Performances

Date/TimeEvent
01/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
04/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
05/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
06/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
07/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
08/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
08/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
09/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
09/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
11/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
12/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
13/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
13/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
14/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
14/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
15/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
15/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
16/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
16/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
18/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
18/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
19/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
19/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
20/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
20/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
21/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
21/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
22/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
22/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
23/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
23/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
24/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
24/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
26/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
27/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
27/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
28/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
28/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
29/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
29/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
30/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
30/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
31/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
31/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
03/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
03/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
04/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
04/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
05/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
05/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
16/03/2019
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Fibro My Arth! Extended! Book Now
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20/03/2019
8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
The Bench by K R McAllister Book Now
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