One Man, Two Guvnors

Date/Time
Date(s) - 29/03/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm

Tickets £9.50 Adults/£8.50 Concessions (ticket prices incl. £1.50 per ticket admin fee which will be added at the checkout) (fee applicable to all tickets, including tickets bought on the day)

Brighton, 1963. Francis Henshall, a hungry ex-musician is looking to make a few quid by working for two people at once. One is Rachel Crabbe, in disguise as her dead gangster brother Roscoe, and the other is Rachel’s boyfriend Stanley, on the run from police for Roscoe’s murder. To get his money and his next meal, Francis must keep his two guvnors apart but that’s easier said than done…

Student Theatre at Glasgow are proud to present their second main stage production of the year, with a critically acclaimed script by Richard Bean, One Man Two Guvnors is a raucous comedy featuring romance, gangsters and a pub that does food

Suitable for 14+

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