Urinetown

Date/Time
Date(s) - 02/06/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm

Tickets £11 Adults/£8 Concessions (ticket prices incl. £1.50 per ticket admin fee which will be added at the checkout) (fee applicable to all tickets, including tickets bought on the day)

Winner of three Tony Awards, three Outer Circle Critics Awards, two Lucille Lortel Awards and two Obie Awards, Urinetown is a hilarious musical satire of the legal system, capitalism, social irresponsibility, populism, bureaucracy, corporate mismanagement, municipal politics and musical theatre itself! Hilariously funny and touchingly honest.

In a Gotham-like city, a terrible water shortage, caused by a 20 year drought, has led to a government-enforced ban on private toilets. The citizens must use public amenities, regulated by a single malevolent company that profits by charging admission for one of humanity’s most basic needs. Amid the people, a hero decides he’s had enough, and plans a revolution to lead them all to freedom!

Inspired by the works of Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill, Urinetown is an irreverently humorous satire in which no one is safe from scrutiny. Praised for reinvigorating the very notion of what a musical could be, Urinetown catapults the ‘comedic romp’ into the new millennium with its outrageous perspective, wickedly modern wit, and sustained ability to produce gales of unbridled laughter.

Concessions available for u.16s, OAPs, Students, Unwaged and Equity members

This is a seated event.

Tickets sold as General Admission (you will not be allocated a specific seat in the auditorium)

There will be ONE interval.

Please note, our box office is only manned when there is a performance in the venue. Phone messages and emails to the Box Office are checked at least once a day, Tuesdays to Saturdays.

Other Performances

Date/TimeEvent
18/10/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Get A Life! Book Now
John Shedden and Finlay McLean (plus skeleton) perform a series of weird and wonderful sketches, so wacky and off-the-wall, they will boggle your mind in Get a Life! Judge the Judge, be starstruck by the Astronomer, eavesdrop on the Prime Minister and the President; witness two extraordinary interviews as Hamlet and Shylock return – to rewrite their stories!
19/10/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Get A Life! Book Now
John Shedden and Finlay McLean (plus skeleton) perform a series of weird and wonderful sketches, so wacky and off-the-wall, they will boggle your mind in Get a Life! Judge the Judge, be starstruck by the Astronomer, eavesdrop on the Prime Minister and the President; witness two extraordinary interviews as Hamlet and Shylock return – to rewrite their stories!
20/10/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Get A Life! Book Now
John Shedden and Finlay McLean (plus skeleton) perform a series of weird and wonderful sketches, so wacky and off-the-wall, they will boggle your mind in Get a Life! Judge the Judge, be starstruck by the Astronomer, eavesdrop on the Prime Minister and the President; witness two extraordinary interviews as Hamlet and Shylock return – to rewrite their stories!
21/10/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
O'er the Tap Book Now
Tickets £13.50 Adults/£11.50 Concessions (ticket prices incl. £1.50 per ticket admin fee which will be added at the checkout) (fee...
31/10/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
The Cripple of Inishmaan Book Now
A strange comic tale in the great tradition of Irish storytelling. Hollywood director Robert Flaherty is coming to nearby Inishmore and the one person who wants to be in his film more than anybody is young Cripple Billy, if only to break away from the bitter tedium of his daily life.
01/11/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
The Cripple of Inishmaan Book Now
A strange comic tale in the great tradition of Irish storytelling. Hollywood director Robert Flaherty is coming to nearby Inishmore and the one person who wants to be in his film more than anybody is young Cripple Billy, if only to break away from the bitter tedium of his daily life.
02/11/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
The Cripple of Inishmaan Book Now
A strange comic tale in the great tradition of Irish storytelling. Hollywood director Robert Flaherty is coming to nearby Inishmore and the one person who wants to be in his film more than anybody is young Cripple Billy, if only to break away from the bitter tedium of his daily life.
03/11/2018
2:30 pm - 5:00 pm
The Cripple of Inishmaan Book Now
A strange comic tale in the great tradition of Irish storytelling. Hollywood director Robert Flaherty is coming to nearby Inishmore and the one person who wants to be in his film more than anybody is young Cripple Billy, if only to break away from the bitter tedium of his daily life.
03/11/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
The Cripple of Inishmaan Book Now
A strange comic tale in the great tradition of Irish storytelling. Hollywood director Robert Flaherty is coming to nearby Inishmore and the one person who wants to be in his film more than anybody is young Cripple Billy, if only to break away from the bitter tedium of his daily life.
10/11/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Diet Book Now
Back for one night only after a sell-out run in September! Come join the diet class misfits in this unashamedly Glaswegian, laugh out loud comedy while they try to deal with losing weight, eating kebabs and karaoke.
16/11/2018
7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Clown Cabaret Scratch Night Book Now
The incomparable, ridiculous and not-to-be-missed Clown Cabaret Scratch Night takes over Glasgow! Come join us for a beautifully bonkers offering of Scotland's finest up and coming performers to light up your November night with laughter, absurdity and outrageous clown fantasy. 
01/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
04/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
05/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
06/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
07/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
08/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
08/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
09/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
09/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
11/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
12/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
13/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
13/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
14/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
14/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
15/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
15/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
16/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
16/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
18/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
18/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
19/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
19/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
20/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
20/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
21/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
21/12/2018
7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
22/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
22/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
23/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
23/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
24/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
24/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
26/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
27/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
27/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
28/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
28/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
29/12/2018
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
29/12/2018
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
30/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
30/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
31/12/2018
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
31/12/2018
5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
02/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
03/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
03/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
04/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
04/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
05/01/2019
2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.
05/01/2019
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Britney and the Beast Book Now
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU LAST YEARS SMASH HIT FAMILY PANTOMIME JACKIE AND THE BAKED BEAN STOCK. Join Britney and the gang for a tale as auld as time. Full of song, dance and the good old Glasgae banter.